things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

I ship u and unclefather
Anonymous

you need to see an exorcist how bout that?

holy god

holy god

This is a hole that can only be stretched one way ;) 💯💯
Anonymous

GET THE FUCK OUT

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

I need you to stretch me out
Anonymous

I have learned a couple of leg and arm stretches from my time in the Army, so I can definitely help you out!

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"